Parents rarely get the time to be selfish with their babies. The second that those tiny little humans enter the world, they start demanding time, attention, and resources. I say “well done” to the parents that use Halloween for a little selfish indulgence at the expense of their offspring. Take an evening to get some good laughs, even if that little guy is freaked out about his new tail or eye patch.
Here are some great examples of awesomely-selfish parents enjoying Halloween and dressing up their babies like little cruise props. These 12 little-ones will have to wait a decade-or-so to appreciate the joke.
Worth the eventual therapy bills.
Losing your next car payment just got cute.
The permanent tattoo might be a little overboard (ding ding…pun-alert).
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Gerber.
Also perfect for formal dining night on the ship.
Careful – the stork that just delivered this one is circling back.
The poop deck needs swabbing.
“Eight legs?! WTF – I’m still trying to figure out two.”
Starfish or oven mitt?
Look who’s teething.
The oar is the best part of this costume.
Johnson’s Baby Chowder
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